Some New Gods for America

Now that America has abandoned Christianity. Americans will need some new Gods to worship.

Some of these Gods are easy to identify. Others are not. However, it’s obvious that America needs new Gods.

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To create new absurdities for us to mock we will suggest some new Gods for Americans to worship. Moreover, we have identified religion as a lucrative growth industry we want to enter.