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Some New Slogans for Popular Products

We all know that slogans are supposed to be obnoxious and insulting to our intelligence.

However, many slogans are boring, archaic, confusing, stupid, and depressing. To make slogans more relevant and get a laughs by mocking famous institutions we have written new slogans.

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Some new slogans for popular products include:



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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.