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Trump’s Secret Plan to Deal with the Coronavirus

A copy of President Donald J. Trump’s (R-Florida) secret plan to deal with the coronvarius outbreak has fallen into our hands.

We found the plan in Vice President Mike Pence’s (R-Indiana) shredder. When we asked Pence about the plan he mumbled something about resigning and ordered the Secret Service to throw us out. As we left the room, we saw Pence pull a whiskey bottle out of his desk and take a large swig.

Image by Vektor Kunst from Pixabay

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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