Trump’s Secret Plan to Deal with the Coronavirus
A copy of President Donald J. Trump’s (R-Florida) secret plan to deal with the coronvarius outbreak has fallen into our hands.
We found the plan in Vice President Mike Pence’s (R-Indiana) shredder. When we asked Pence about the plan he mumbled something about resigning and ordered the Secret Service to throw us out. As we left the room, we saw Pence pull a whiskey bottle out of his desk and take a large swig.