Ways to Improve Wrestlemania

Wrestlemania 41 disappointed many fans. In particular, the main event between John Cena and Cody Rhodes looked like a match from 1997. Complete with a senseless celebrity run in and boring finish.

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To further disappoint wrestling fans, destroy Triple H’s reputation as a brilliant booker, and help our friend Tony Khan boost his All Elite Wrestling (AEW). We shall list ways to improve Wrestlemania.

Ways to Make Wrestlemania 42 Better include:

1. Make C.M. Punk vs. Logan Paul the main event at Wrestlemania 42. This will lead straight to Brawlamania and disgust all wrestling fans.
2. Have 53-year-old Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson who cannot wrestle because of poor health participate in the main event and bore fans to death.
3. Hire Jack “Jungle Boy” Perry away from AEW for big money and book him in the main event with C.M. Punk.
4. To ensure that fans are completely bored. Hire John Moxley and the rest of the Death Riders away from AEW. Then make them the primary faction at WWE and the main event at Wrestlemania 42.
5. Have old wrestlers drive around the arena on ATVs and motorcycles and run over innocent fans.
6. Book Charlotte Flair as the main event at Wrestlemania 42 to ensure that fans are totally bored.