What can Jeff Bezos do with $130 Billion?

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
Published in
2 min readFeb 15, 2020

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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was worth $129.9 billion on 15 February 2020, Forbes estimates. Consequently, Bezos is the world’s richest man even after his divorce.

Bezos’ good fortune begs the question what will Jeff do with all that money? Here at Lists of Doom we have a few thoughts on how Bezos could spend all that money.

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How Jeff Bezos could spend his $130 Billion

  1. Build a warp-capable starship to return to Ferenginar; the Ferengi home world. Once home, Bezos can finalize Earth’s acquisition by the Ferengi Empire.
  2. Expand Amazon Prime to other solar systems.
  3. Buy all the brick and mortar stores in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom and shut them down.
  4. Pay off America’s national debt by donating a few shares of Amazon (NASDAQ: AMZN) stock to the U.S. Treasury.
  5. Open the first Amazon Fulfillment Center on Mars.
  6. Open the first Amazon Fulfillment Center in orbit.
  7. Build the first Amazon Fulfillment Center on the Moon.
  8. Buy Mars from Elon Musk. Bezos could use Mars as the location for the first planet-sized Amazon Fulfillment Center.
  9. Use cloning to create a Mini-Me to help him operate Amazon.

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Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.