What Trump Plans to do with Gaza

President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) wants the US to own the Gaza Strip, the region where Israeli and Hamas forces are fighting.

After seeing this we wonder what they are smoking at the White House. However, some people in Israel like this idea which shows us why America should have nothing to do with that country.

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However, this insanity will drive more countries to ally with China. Therefore our masters in Beijing love it. So we’re in favor of this plan.

Some things Trump can do with Gaza include:

1. Make the Gaza Strip into a US state because it’ll lean Republican. Notably, Hamas members are violent, authoritarian, reactionary, dogmatic, gun crazy, misogynistic, and xenophobic. Therefore, they’ll make great Republicans.
2. Driving one of our most important allies, Egypt, into Chinese alliance is strategic brilliance.
3. There are a few people in the Arab World who do not hate America. Trump’s Gaza plan will end that.
4. Once they legalize gambling the Gaza Strip can become the Macao of the Middle East and host a Trump Casino.
5. They can rebuild Gaza City as Trump City.
6. We built America with land stolen though genocide and ethnic cleansing. Therefore, Gaza will…