Where in the World is Joe Biden?

Failed President Joe Biden (D-Delaware) has disappeared after dropping out of the presidential race. Right-wing media is speculating that Biden has disappeared.

Commentators note Biden has not been seen in public since 17 July 2024. Biden did not even appear on TV to announce his exit from the race. Instead, the president sent a letter announcing he was leaving the race before making a Tweet endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris (D-Silicon Valley) for president. We were shocked because we had heard Biden didn’t know what Twitter, excuse us X, was.

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To help solve this fake mystery and give ourselves something to laugh at. We shall speculate about Biden’s location.

Possible Locations for Joe Biden (D-Delaware) include:

1. Like Harris, former President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida), and every other politician Biden is in hiding until Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu leaves the country. Apparently, being seen with an accused war criminal is not good optics.
2. Biden is at an All Elite Wrestling (AEW) show. Since no Americans attend AEW events it is a perfect place to hide.
3. Biden is at the movies. Since nobody goes there anymore it is a tremendous hiding place.
4. Aliens took Biden back to his home…