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Worst Safety Advice Ever

Everybody hates safety advice because 80% of it is either impractical or offensive to your intelligence. However, more and more safety advice keeps appearing to offer the illusion of safety.

To further insult your intelligence and make you laugh we will offer some of the most terrible safety advice ever. This advice will not keep you safe. However, it could make laugh.

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The most terrible




Welcome to Lists of Doom; the Ultimate Listicle Publication. At Lists of Doom we know all listicles are 100% bullshit. Our listicles are just as dumb, meaningless, and inaccurate as any other listicle you will find online. However, we try to make our listicles funny.

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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