The 10 Reasons Why Your Cat Thinks You Are the BOMB

You may not have known this but you are the owner of a cat named “RALPH.” You came up with the name “Ralph” simply because you like the fact that you can roll the R in Ralph-Rrrrrralph!!. You knew that if you named him “Frank”, you just couldn’t quite roll the “F” in Frank, at least not like you can in

Rrrrrralph!!

Anyway, you and Rrrralph have an awesome relationship. He really does think you are (in real cat terms) “THE ABSOLUTE BOMB”

Through careful research, numerous interviews and not a few long and loud meows, it has been determined why Rrrrrralph truly thinks you are THE BOMB OF ALL BOMBS!

Ready?

Reason 1. You listen to his constant, never ending advice. You act on almost all of his suggestions.

When Ralph told you what to name the dog, you took his advice [“DumbStupidDog”]. When he suggested a name for your computer consulting business, you took that suggestion also [“RalphsRamRebooters”]

AND

You feed him