Cat Sex Bagel
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1 min readMay 14, 2018
Two cats were having rough sex in the alley behind a tattoo parlor when a half-eaten bagel leaped over the wall out of the blue.
“What the fuck?” the wild cat did meow.
“Oh my God, Dennis. Did you just come inside me? I can’t get pregnant again. You know my owner will kill me.”
“I will defend your honor,” the wild cat sniffed. “Do you smell that? Salmon and cream cheese.”
Lady Angora raised a paw to the whiskers of her rebel without claws. “Go get ’em, tiger.”
This is an impromptu birthday present for JennL, who asked for a story based on this picture using cats, bagels, and sex as a prompt.
Another one by DiAmaya Dawn:
And by Zarina Dara 🥀💃🏻:
