Coffee Pills
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2 min readMar 5, 2019
The most coffee I ever drank in one sitting was seven 12oz cups. I remember feeling a pulse in my toes. The coffee was good; a specialty brew from a local roaster. While he traveled the globe looking for the perfect roast, I sat in his shop and a grenade grew in my chest, feeding blood to the carrier as it absorbed the free WiFi.
I wondered if caffeine pills had a similar effect. I imagine it would be like this — a heart coated in wax. It…
