FOR RENT: Safe+Clean Night Unit (8pm-8am) on 52nd Flr

A story about the rental unit of the future

Martin Munks
Lit Up
2 min readApr 1, 2019

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Enjoy true downtown living in exotic 3D printed bldg w/ state-of-the-art amenities, Designed by Apple in California!

UNIT: Expansive 425 SqFt 1 pod 1 den, +75 SqFt e-Balcony w/ VirtualView — whopping 22 skylines pre-owned! Unit features spacious self-cleaning sleeping pod + uni-den w/ 9 configurations, plenty of Natural Light bulbs, geo-heating, Neural-hookup (Petabit speeds!!),wireless power throughout. Never cook or clean again w/ recessed Botler (V3.6 wash/dry/fold) and Cookie (V2.8 cook/cafe/nutrient tap) systems. Cozy bathroom includes interactive mirror, MedPrinter, and standing decontamination shower. Privacy closet w/ Faraday for personal time away from Monitors. Only 3 ensuite ad spaces!!

NEARBY: Steps to food, shopping, workstations. Subway in bldg. 3 police stations nearby w/ 90 second response time! Rooftop biodome w/ realistic plants, plus true green space only 30 min drive! Commissary feat. over 12k food items w/ drone delivery in <6 min!!

AMENITIES: Gym w/ holotrainer (Arnold or Serena), VRdeck fits 15, 3D Printer (8'x6' baseplate!) + subscription to IKEAprint, Shared DronePad for deliveries with own refrigerated PostBox.

SAFETY: One of safest bldgs in city!! Remote Concierge (Eng/Chn/Spn) + 24hr armed security directed by Monitors. Face-scan entryway w/ bulletproof vestibule, NeighborhoodWatch surveillance w/ over 99.8% coverage. Ultra-secure building rated A++ w/ under 7 incidents/year and unbelievable ZERO lockdowns since 2036!

DETAILS: Rent is 18,000 Cr/month for 8pm-8am. Daymate is true nightowl! Extremely clean, 600+ social credit, out promptly at 7:45pm — will feel like you’re living alone!

NOTES: Unit is conditional on DNA/drug test + Social Credit and Criminal check. Unit/Tenant re-checks are just 2x monthly (1st,15th). Careful — 2 missed re-checks = eviction!!

OTHER: Day-Units (16,000Cr) and Tri-Units (13,000Cr) also available

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Martin Munks
Lit Up

Stay-at-home astronaut, sharing stories around the campfire of tomorrow.