My 4th-Grade Writing Assignment: “What I Did During Spring Break”

Okay, but our trip to some distant planet sucked.

Some Distant Planet (courtesy WitzFineArt modified Ruddy.Media Unsplash)

Spring Break was boring! It started with a two-day 135 light-year trip to some distant planet. My dad rented a Family Camping Cruiser, I think he called it a Whiny Bagel. It was okay, at least we could eat in it, whereas mom never let us eat in her hover-van.