Worst Choice of My Life
Oh man, oh man, oh man!
Alright, Chet, calm down!
Let’s figure out what’s going on here. Alright, I’ve been in an accident…that much I can tell.
Wow, this hurts! I must have broken some ribs and there’s blood everywhere. Calm down and try to get it together! Oh man, there are quite a few wrecked cars out there…it looks really bad.
Did I do this?
Oh man, I was drinking again! How many beers did I have? I don’t even remember leaving the bar.
Oh no! It’s been almost six months without a drink; I don’t know what happened…I’ve been clean all this time. I guess Marjorie calling it quits with me on Thursday was just too much.
What am I going to do? Can I get out of here? Oh man, the car won’t start. Maybe I could get out and run? No, that’s not going to work…I can’t even move my legs. This really sucks!
I hear sirens, I have to do something now. Okay, I’ll just play it cool. I can say the guy in that overturned blue pickup was going too fast. They have to believe me right?
Maybe the police won’t know I’m drunk.
Who am I kidding? Oh man, I am in so much trouble. I have to get out of here right now.
Who is that coming to my car?
Tap, Tap.
What do you want kid?
That was a really bad accident, I think some people are dead! Are you okay Officer?
Yeah, I’m okay. Backup is on the way, just go back to your car.
Oh man I am so screwed!
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