Cursed Objects
Nov 6 · 6 min read
My name is “Monkey’s Paw.” Nice to meet you.
I remember the good old days. You know — the one where cursed objects made a real difference.
I don’t recall when I was born (no one does, duh!), but I have a lot of good memories from my past. Like denying Lancelot, Guinevere, and King Arthur a happy ending. Was it my fault that they passed me around like a candy bowl at a LAN party? They deserved what they got.


