How Doth the Little Lawyer
A satirical poem based on Lewis Carroll’s “How Doth the Little Crocodile”
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1 min readDec 14, 2019
How doth the little lawyer
Improve his bottom line,
And mark the seal of his employer
On every decree divine!
How cheerfully he crafts a paper foyer
How neatly he sends us to face the carbine,
And welcomes little children in, that family destroyer
With gentle jests, he does confine!
