The Template (Seven Poems)
My Scarylife
Scaryborn to this world
this scaryearth I scarylearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was scaryready
to be scarywed, so we scarymarried
after three months of scarycourting
She scarybore our first kid
after six months whilst I scaryworked
in scaryemployment scaryunexpected
scarypromoted to scarymanager
so we scarybought our first scaryhome,
Scaryfurnitured it, after scarydecorating
I had an scaryallottment where I scarygrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages
She scarydied after seven years scaryfighting
lung cancer. I never scaryremarried
Scarybring up our second child,
scarytell her scarystories of our scarylived scarylife
My Freaklife
Freakborn to this freakworld
this freakearth I freaklearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was freakready
to be freakwed, so we freakmarried
after three months of freakcourting
she freakbore our first kid
after six months whilst I freakworked
in freakemployment freakexpected
freakpromoted to freakmanager
so we freakbought our first freakhome,
freakfurnitured it, after freakdecorating.
I had a freakallottment where I freakgrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She freakdied after seven years freakfighting
lung cancer. I never freakremarried.
Freakbring up our second child,
freaktell her freakstories of our freaklived freaklife.
A Littlelife
Littleborn to this littleworld
this littleearth I littlelearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was littleready
to be littlewed, so we littlemarried
after three months of littlecourting.
She littlebore our first kid
after six months whilst I littleworked
In littleemployment littleexpected
littlepromoted to littlemanager
so we littlebought our first littlehome,
littlefurnitured it, after littledecorating.
I had an littleallottment where I littlegrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She littledied after seven years littlefighting
lung cancer. I never littlemarried.
Littlebring up our second child,
littletell her littlestories of our littlelived littlelife.
A Madlife
Madborn to this madworld
this madearth I madlearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was madready
to be madwed, so we madmarried
after three months of madcourting.
she madbore our first kid
after six months whilst I madworked
in mademployment madunexpected
madpromoted to madmanager
so we madbought our first madhome,
madfurnitured it, after maddecorating.
I had an madallottment where I madgrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She maddied after seven years madfighting
lung cancer. I never madremarried.
Madbring up our second child,
madtell her madstories of our madlived madlife.
The Smartlife
Smartborn to this smartworld
this smartearth I smartlearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was smartready
to be smartwed, so we smartmarried
after three months of smartcourting
she smartbore our first kid
after six months whilst I smartworked
in smartemployment smartexpected
Smartpromoted to smartmanager
so we smartnought our first smarthome,
Smartfurnitured it, after smartdecorating.
I had an smartallottment where I smartgrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She smartdied after seven years smartfighting
lung cancer. I never smartmarried.
Smartbring up our second child,
smarttell her smartstories of our smartlived smartlife.
My Screenlife
Screenborn to this screenworld
this screenearth I screenlearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was screenready
to be screenwed, so we screenmarried
after three months of screencourting.
She screenbore our first kid
after six months whilst I screenworked
in screenemployment screenunexpected
screenpromoted to screenmanager
so we screenbought our first screenhome,
screenfurnitured it, after screendecorating.
I had an screenallottment where I screengrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She screendied after seven years screenfighting
lung cancer. I never screenremarried.
Screenbring up our second child,
screentell her screenstories of our screenlived screenlife.
A Dreamlife
Dreamborn to this dreamworld
this dreamearth I dreamlearned
in school, met a lass
who said she was dreamready
to be dreamwed, so we dreammarried
after three months of dreamcourting
she dreambore our first kid
after six months whilst I dreamworked
in dreamemployment dreamunexpected
dreampromoted to dreammanager
so we dreambought our first dreamhome,
dreamfurnitured it, after dreamdecorating.
I had a dreamallottment where I dreamgrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
She dreamdied after seven years dreamfighting
lung cancer. I never dreamremarried.
Dreambring up our second child,
dreamtell her dreamstories of our dreamlived dreamlife.
