In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Professor Quirrell sneaks a troll into the dungeon to distract Hogwarts faculty and students while he attempts to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone from the forbidden third-floor corridor.
He announces this intruder with terror during the Halloween feast:
Relatedly, in a recent text message to Mike:
Yes, we’ve had a cockroach infestation and it is horrifying. We’ve fought these intruders with roach traps and paper towel-wielding hands (Mike’s hands, not mine, obviously).
The problem seems to have died out, but I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fear of something clattering near my hand as I reach up into the cleaning closet…nor, I fear, will my mind ever dissociate the lovely smell of my almond floor cleaning solution (which is really quite lovely!) with the risk of finding a nasty cockraoch somewhere near, dead or alive.
P.S. You might want to know that “troll in the dungeon” seems to have turned into something of a one-man flash mob. There’s a pretty good one here.
May 8, 2015