How to Greet People in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Greeting people is now more awkward than ever

Hi there! How are you?

Wanna shake hands? No?

Fist bump perhaps? I’ll only touch you briefly, I promise. No? Okay, nevermind…

I don’t know about you, but leaving my house and going out into the virus-infested world that awaits me…



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David B. Clear

David B. Clear

Cartoonist, science fan, PhD, eukaryote. Doesn't eat cats, dogs, nor other animals. 1,000x Bottom Writer.