Is this hurr Peter Griffin drivin’ a damn car in real life?

Lemme zoom in for you blind muhphuckaz.

And if you don’t know who Peter Griffin is, you really need to re-think your life.

So, um me and the husband were having a nice dinner and we happened to see a woman pouring Coke into a baby bottle. I was thinking maybe her husband had a titty fetish and preferred to have his beverages from a teat-like prominence. But then this happened…

She ain’t even had her first set of shots and her momma gettin’ her strung out on Coke allrett?!?!? I feel like some authorities should be called or sumthin, right? Maybe her momma drank a lot of Coke while said gal was in the womb and she’s developed caffeine tolerance? Maybe she some kind of mutant child? If she ain’t a mutant yet, I bet Coke will make it happen.

Who the phuck told him this matched?

Does his family love him? If they let him do this to himself, someone should alert him that they don’t give a shit about him and they are just counting the days until they can abandon his azz in somebody’s nursing home.

And finally, why were these two trading handies all out in the open?

Yes, it was a nude beach. But isn’t getting all the sand out the crack of ya hairy azzes enough? I hope they got a bottle of Shout in that cooler or at least a Tide StainStick. Y’all know them yella protein stains is hard as phuck to wursh out. (And yes, they did finish. We saw them trying to dab the spilt babies up with a damn napkin.)