Home Ministry orders Police to announce “Money Heist” spoilers from jeeps, to keep youth off roads
Having run out of ideas to keep the youth away from the streets, the Union Home Ministry has now ordered police forces all over the country to now announce spoilers of the Netflix series Money Heist, via loudspeakers.
According to Home Minister Amit Shah, the move has already begun to work like magic.
“There was this case in Delhi where a bunch of typical spoiled brats were hanging around in the streets, on their Lamborghinis. They wouldn’t budge even if cops threatened a lathi charge. One of them mouthed the official Delhi punchline — ‘Tu jaanta nahin mera baap kaun hai!’. A constable then smiled — ‘Nahi, lekin main yeh jaanta hoon ki Money Heist season 1 mein kaun marega!’. The next second, they hurled the most colorful gaalis, which would’ve made Virat Kohli proud and fled in their cars. It was mind-blowing,” Shah smiled.
The former BJP president was seen taking online tutorial sessions of Money Heist to various commissioners across the country. “Season 1 mein ***** marega…Season 2 mein ***** ko pakad liya jaayega…aap chronology samajhiye!”, the home minister explained each twist along the way.
Shah has also instructed the police to display spoilers via banners, should people on the roads close their ears or wear ear plugs. “Narendra bhai’s 3D projection equipment is lying idle, anyway. So the next step will be to use that, in order to project the spoilers themselves, on the streets,” Shah added.
