Am I Going To Be Eaten By A Pack Of Dogs On A Dusty Road In Maricopa County? Help

Smokey Mountain (that was incredibly his name) told me that going for a long walk first thing in the morning on a dusty and empty road in Scottsdale was totally safe. ‘’You ain’t in Flirida where the Gators will end ya, this is Arizona, you gotta look out for Rattlers, they kin be nasty, but hell, nothun’s gonna bother you here in Gd’s country…