I Was an Accidental Size Queen

Take it from me — bigger isn’t always better

Emma Austin
Mar 20, 2019 · 7 min read

The average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches.

I know that, but only intellectually. It’s a statistic I come across once in a while. But it’s not something I know from experience.

If you were to line up all the penises I’ve ever stroked, sucked, or fucked, not only would you be in…