The Smartest Way to Take Revenge on Your Ex

Here’s how to win a break-up. Don’t forget to high five yourself.

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Let’s get straight to the point.

Step 1: Cry

Cry like you were just pushed out of the tightest vagina on earth, like you just banged your little toe on every piece of furniture at IKEA, like you just accidentally peeled…