Don’t Go Near The Water — Terrifying Tales Of The English Grindylow

No my darlings, they weren’t just at Hogwarts. Happy Halloween!

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When I was a younger Penguin, my cousin and I got into all sorts of scrapes. We were the only two grandchildren at that time and so were incapable of doing any wrong. Divine and perfect children whose playful antics would delight all the adults…

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A publication and penguin desperately clinging to the centre-ground and old-fashioned liberalism in the chaos of the digital age. Sometimes humor, mostly fighting.

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Argumentative Penguin

Argumentative Penguin

Playwright. Screenwriter. Penguin. Fan of rationalism and polite discourse. Find me causing chaos in the comments. Contact: argumentativepenguin@outlook.com

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