How Many More Must Die Before Prince Andrew Becomes King?!?

There is only one true King of England. It’s Andrew The First and we shall have no dissent on the matter at all.

I’ll put it out there. If we’re going to have a family of magical descent running the country then we should stop with all this primogeniture nonsense. We need to get back to…



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