How To Bed Thyself A Maiden Fair

Ancient lessons on being a White Knight taken from the days of yore and knowledge of thy betters.

Tarry here awhile gentlemen and I shall impart on thee some ancient knowledge of fair maidens. Thou art looking to bed thyself a comely wench, yet in the jousts of love often has thou found thyself unseated. Much you have done wrong, many mistakes…

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Argumentative Penguin

Playwright. Screenwriter. Penguin. Fan of rationalism and polite discourse. Find me causing chaos in the comments. Contact: argumentativepenguin@outlook.com