I Finally Got My First Warning After Four Years Of Writing

It’s just another sign of the times Ms. Jones… It’s just another sign of the times.

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I’ve been writing here since before most of your toddlers were born. Not that long in fairness, but if your kid hasn’t started school yet, chances are I was penning a story when they were just a semi-conscious poop machine with…



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Argumentative Penguin

Argumentative Penguin


Playwright. Screenwriter. Penguin. Fan of rationalism and polite discourse. Find me causing chaos in the comments. Contact: argumentativepenguin@outlook.com