My Partner Has A Box Filled With Rocks From Every Holiday We’ve Had

January 29th — And I really really hate clutter. Who’s right?

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Welcome to the Penguin Micro-rants. I’m on the final push for January and wondering whether I should push these rants into February. Why the hell not? I could see how far this rage will take me.




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