The Penguin Political Compass is Complicated And Controversial

A clear explanation on why Penguins don’t play nicely with anyone. (comes with free graph)

Argumentative Penguin
The Arctic Circular

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It is an undeniable truth that I piss a lot of people off. Now I have a graph that will finally explain why. It’s a rough tool, but it’s very useful if you’ve ever wondered why you’ve got no friends or why you’re never allowed in a modern echo chamber.

My readership is a smorgasbord of individuals, most of whom couldn’t be left in a room together for an extended period of time. I think that’s bloody brilliant and I wouldn’t change it for the world. At odd times a fight breaks out on my wall and I rally round to see what nuggets emerge from two strong minded people going at it hammer and tongs.

But why does the Penguin not have an echo chamber? I needed to know…

So I sat a test. The diagram below shows my political beliefs along two (and this is important) TWO different measurements. The horizontal line shows my views from the political left to right. The vertical line shows my position from authoritarian to libertarian.

You can do the test here too (It’s not an affiliate link)

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Argumentative Penguin
The Arctic Circular

Playwright. Screenwriter. Penguin. Fan of rationalism and polite discourse. Find me causing chaos in the comments. Contact: argumentativepenguin@outlook.com