Avaricious Avocado Ambush
if avocado is a fruit, shall the scoundrel not steal it?
Another Fine Day, Another Fine Mess you’ve gotten me into, Another Fine American Institution of Higher Learning that can’t figure out cool urls don’t change
http://cavern.uark.edu/~wits/97-98_schools/DierksUmpire.htm
and again
WHOA — something that works correctly on twitter! A link maintained after all these years, that almost makes up for how slow these embeds are to load and my need to put the links under each embed in case it doesn’t work.
The tweet in question is here but I’m just going to link to it instead of making an embed because why?
And quoting
This is just to say
I have eaten the chocolate-covered strawberries ..
Forgive me they were delicious
so sweet and so chocolatey
Maybe I’m sensing a trend here — Anne gets her chocolate covered strawberries eaten and then this!
I have eaten
the berries
that were on
the counterand which
I had meant
to save for saladsForgive me
they were omnomnom
smelled ripe
and perfect
Huh, well it seems I praised twitter or X or what have you too soon because
From Balloon Juice, a blog of people dedicated to squeezing balloons to get the delicious juice out of them until that juice was snatched by the scoundrel to quench his thirst for snatchery.
https://balloon-juice.com/2013/03/17/open-thread-1574/
And what The Scoundrel Stole?
This is just to say
I have eaten
the mustard
that was in
the iceboxand which
you were probably
saving
for leftoversForgive me
it was delicious
so tart
and so tangy
This has been another great outing for the Scoundrel where we learned the fruits we stole and apologized insincerely for were the people we met along the way — now here with a playlist loosely inspired by taking stuff and saying sorry —
