Bronson Pinchot — Guard and Inmate!
Categories: 2, 4, 8
I went to jail in this dream, I think it was supposed to be a French jail but everyone was talking English so I guess this was my dreaming mind being culturally insensitive — sorry France.
The jail was laid out in a quad with dormitory style living quarters, there were free movement parts of the day and then lockdown, so you could go to other dorms, which was important because one dorm had the library.
At any rate some celebrity that I totally recognized and may have been Bronson Pinchot but I’m not certain was working in the jail as a guard but was also an inmate — did Bronson Pinchot ever star in a show that was a lot like Charles In Charge / Who’s the Boss? I guess not, but anyway in this show he was the live in help, the lady of the house had two cute sitcom kids, about 8 and 7 years of age. Sometimes we watched parts of the show in jail. It was not really to my taste
So how did he get to be both an inmate and a guard? Well, it turns out that his charge was total bullshit and it was known that he was being released ‘soon’ but because of the slow justice system it might take a long time for ‘soon’ to arrive, therefore he had sort of a super-trustee status where he could work most of the day as a guard and then when work was done had to go to sleep in the cells. This is obviously a really stupid idea.
I mean I am really not impressed with your prison security France!
Anyway in case you don’t know this — A trustee (someone who is trusted) is an inmate that works and by working gets extra privileges or perhaps gets released early, so anyone of those prison shows where the inmates are working in the kitchen and sneaking out knives for gang hits and all that shit, those inmates are trustees. And as I said in France — Bronson Pinchot was some sort of Super Trustee. Maybe my dreaming mind picked him for the French prison dream because of his name.
This dream went on for a long time, I mean I went to sleep at night in the jail many times in the dream I think it lasted for weeks.
It was really irritating, if a dream goes on a long time I appreciate if there is a lot of stuff happening in it. Like this Dream
Sword Fights! Heroes and Villains! Postapocalyptic futures!
The problem is that basically life in prison is pretty boring so a dream about being prison where you spend weeks there is just awful. Worse than a nightmare getting chases by a serial killer, at least there you get a workout and maybe have to fight the serial killer. Something exciting!
So one aspect of the dream that will be an important plot point — when you get put in the jail they take away your stuff but they let you keep a bag if you have one so you can carry stuff around — well I got confused and didn’t give them all my stuff so my bag still had id cards and house keys in it. Why? I don’t know it was another stupid idea in the dream, obviously you would not be allowed to keep your bag.
In a dream this long there are bound to be parts that were not that interesting — for example there was an exercise group led by a hardass inmate that I was always having trouble with, we just hated each other, and Bronson and some of my friends were always pulling us apart because we wanted to fight, as a consequence whenever they were doing their exercises I was always talking shit.
It wasn’t bucket of cocks level shit-talking, but I was definitely more clever than the inmates I was talking shit to.
Anyway one day in the dream I was in the library dorm and the movement bell rang so I had to go back to my dorm. I was reading a tv magazine which had a long critical essay about Bronson’s show. So I left and darn it I forgot to take the magazine with me, which I wanted to give to Bronson. And then I realized oh shit, I forgot to take my bag with me as well!
Movement was over, I could not be let into the library dorm again, someone was bound to find my bag and then that was it for my stuff!
So I went and told Bronson about it and explained about having ADHD etc. and he led me back into the dorm and I retrieved the bag and he got the tv magazine. Thanks Bronson for helping me out.
The ending of the dream was me going to sleep that night in the dream.
I woke up in the morning in my house, but I was awake with my eyes closed and thinking I was still in the dream, then I thought wait is that a dream or is it real and I opened my eyes and I was in my own bed.
The dream was pretty pedestrian except for guest starring Bronson Pinchot, the extreme long time of the dream, and the thing about waking up after going to sleep in the dream.
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