Current State of Time Travel Business
A Message For The Board
As we know Time Travel, when done correctly and in accordance with the scientific laws governing such, can be an extremely financially remunerative business.
However it is also an extremely expensive business to run. Revenue can vary a great deal, costs — while extensive — are always pretty hard and clear.
Our Business has 4 main points of monetary intake
Marketing Services — B2B Sales
Via time travel your product can be promoted in environments that they have never reached before — The distant Past, the far future, alternate realities in which the world is far different than the one we know! That is the whole of our value proposition and I expect you will agree it is an amazing one.
This segment has been pretty static in the past year, we did get some chance to market OpenAI’s new super General AI almost a year before it attempted to conquer Nebraska, which lead to some minor infighting among the OpenAI top brass.
The profits in this segment has been slightly 4% over energy expenditure for actual time stream traversal and Thomkorlian maintenance of temporal stress cascades.
It is recommended we shut this down, and not take any more orders. Obviously as costs are mainly already set this will decrease costs somewhat, especially where stress cascades are concerned, but not a great deal.
Revenge Tourism — B2C
Illuminati Ganga’s tourism services are unique and (of note to potential investors) command a premium price..
Now that the time of Kissinger’s death has finally collapsed to a single possibility in the twenty different alternates we run the revenge tourism in (also known as Piss Tourism as some of our more irreverent marketing material calls it) it has become possible to collect and fulfill some of our outstanding orders
This has led to not just an enormous amount of monetary intake, but also happy customers. I wouldn’t normally say we’re the kind of touchy feely types who do it for the customers but in this case we sort of are!
Revenue 220 billion dollars a year, up 35.9% this temporal rounding — with a hefty 50% profit margin (revenue almost half Amazon, profit significantly higher — that’s a nice market to be in.)
We are however worried that in the case of some more expected deaths we may not be able to stand the strain.
We have had to bring in other Agents to handle the demand for Kissinger, imagine some of the stresses we can expect to see in the near potential present.
Consider the situational difficulties we have had to face along the past of various event axii
Margaret Thatcher had so many people show up to piss on her from her past that we were running temporal tours at a 10 minute interval, we set up an access point at some mining villages, showed up and packed people in.
I believe that while we are definitely still making lots of money on this service there are some real scaling issues that need to be taken into account, please consider that as the world worsens the quality. of scumbags that die, and the number of people who want to piss on their graves, can only increase.
Drugs — Medical Aid — B2C, multi-level marketing.
As you know Illuminati Ganga is helping people make money by selling drugs that they used to have in the past but no longer have, the high quality drugs of yesteryear command a premium price — we help people hit that price point.
Of course our main clientele for this service are themselves somewhat time constrained, while one can go back to the mid-1860s and find plenty of people willing to pay to piss on the grave of Robert E. Lee when he dies in 1870 who would not otherwise live to see their dreams fulfilled without our help, the people who have a great interest in getting access to the high quality drugs of their youth are basically boomers facing the end of their lives.
This same market, often suffering from various physical ailments also have some increase in getting access to the prescription drugs that keep them alive at a reasonable price — which they cannot do if they try to source it from their current point in time
The plus side of this market is that it is easier to gain access to large volumes of pharmaceutical drugs and transport them through time in bulk, the down side is that we have a limited markup.
As such the service is generally provided for the best customers of the non-pharmaceutical drugs which are transported in smaller batches with a much greater profit margin.
Transport of Collectibles
One of the more intensive parts of traveling through time is sourcing supplies. One needs to have clothes that fit in, money that can be used to buy things, and a million other things need to be taken care of.
This is why Illuminati Ganga has requisitioned Universe Ølife — the alternate in which Nuclear war wiped out a good deal of humanity, destroyed civilization, and brought on a nuclear winter during the mid-60s — for storage. Our main storage is in the Hibernia bank at Jones and McAllister
However while it requires a good deal of work to keep oneself supplied with items needed for day to day existence in the past it is also quite easy to turn a substantial profit on the process.
As an example picking up a half dozen 1835 Classic Quarters would be the equivalent of nearly 10 thousand dollars in the 2020s — if you were heading that way.
The main considerations for this market is that one must always only take small amounts with one and not saturate the market or you would fall afoul of Cantlewicz’s Function of Reality Maintenance and the coins would turn into moldy autumn leaves or something equally mundane and unusable.
To make sure that our work in this area is most efficiently done we have several agents that as part of their duties make lists of what things to collect from specific time periods.
Let us assume we are going to be hitting the 1980s, our list might say “1981 $5 Five Dollar Federal Reserve Note. B series — 20 items — sell in 2025, L.A”, the first part of the item is what to pick up
The second point is the amount to pick up that has been calculated not to suffer any degradation as output of Cantlewicz’s Function, and the third is where and when to drop off the item for sale.
Chronocoin
Chronocoin is the premier time traveler and multiversal explorer medium of exchange — backed by violence and gold!
Established and maintained by Illuminati Ganga and the Chronos consortial — where we work in cooperation with other organizations that we would normally consider our enemies — such as the followers of the Ayhua, and The Principality of Wavewrack and Fog, it is the most reliable and stable cross-worlds currency across 5 millennia and more than 20 human inhabited alternate universes.
Obviously with such a stable asset, and dealing with time travelers, there is not much chance for speculation but we have been seeing a steady 2.7% interest on our Chronocoin holdings.
Of course most of our Chronocoin comes from the other sources of monetary intake, when funds are converted to Chronocoin.
Fifteen percent of profits from other activities get invested in Chronocoin, the rest are used by Illuminati Ganga for managing some of its other non-time related activities.
This document was sent from the office of Agent 81 for Archival on the 1st Dec. 2023
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