The “Fine-Tuned Machine” Edition

Lauren Zalaznick
LZ Sunday Paper
5 min readFeb 19, 2017

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Dear Readers,

Happy President’s Day!

A friend forwarded this article to me this week. The headline is “More Women In Their ‘60’s and ‘70’s Are Having ‘Way Too Much Fun’ To Retire” and it comes via The New York Times. I scanned, liked it, and put it in my “maybe a good piece for the Sunday Paper” bin.

Reading it in more depth, I liked it less. On the one hand, it is a harmless, feel-good story. It’s more feature-y than newsy, showing us that ‘hey yeah these vigorous older womenfolk are full of surprises! theye’re still useful! they get out and do some work (for money, outside the home!) and, doggone-it, it’s fun! On its surface it seems super-empowering and fun in a folksy way. On second glance (or maybe first glance for some) I actually find it as sexist as they come, veiled though it may be.

The “having way too much fun” headline is a direct quote from someone profiled in the article. And I’m sure it’s true for many women who work, whether “past official retirement age” or not. And I’m also sure, if asked, that some men would also say that’s a contributing factor to staying at work. But what I don’t read in the headline or anywhere close to the top of the piece is what I’m guessing are the actual reasons why lots of men/ceo’s of the same or older age work well past retirement age. My attributed (and wholly fabricated) quotes might be something more like “I love making huge amounts of money!” or “I love being really powerful” or “I love being the boss of 20,000 people!”

It’s assumed that men are going to work, that work is business, and that business is identity. Though in real life many of those feelings are the same for women, it’s news that we are still (or, at all) working and that the will to keep doing so is casually characterized as “fun.” I think the headline for the male version of this article would be more Onion-esque. Perhaps something like “Unsurprising Study Finds Men Working Until They Are Carried Out In A Box Because They Would Be Nothing Without Their Jobs.”

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Have a nice President’s Day. As the first piece of political news below says in an oblique sort of way, I just can’t help but imagine if we had a re-imagined President’s Day Weekend this year. A different context. A different kind of holiday. A new history being written. The one we are having is also unique — totally original, and unprecedented, but not for the reasons many had thought.

See you next week!

LZ

THE PIC(K) OF THE WEEK:

Martha Washington Was A Hottie, Historians Now Say via The Houston Chronicle

POLITICS:

‘Not My President’s Day:’ Thousands Plan Anti-Trump Rallies Across U.S. via NBC News

‘A Day Without A Woman’ Strike Set For March 8 via The Hill

Trump Somehow Found A Way To Insult Women At The Unveiling Of An Airplane via New York Magazine

The Downfall Of Kellyanne Conway via The New York Times

My Tale Of Puzder’s ‘Oprah’ Tape via Politico

Texas Senator Shatters Table Trying To Silence 24-year Old Intern Testifying Against Anti-Abortion Bill via The San Antonio Current

Texas Republicans No Longer Hide Behind Claim Of Women’s Health in Effort To Criminalize Abortion via The Texas Observer

What Exactly Is Ivanka Trump Doing? via The Washington Post

BUSINESS, TECH, MEDIA:

Utah GOP Chair Apologizes For Saying Women Shouldn’t Be Paid Equally via New York Magazine

Leveling The Playing Field For Women In Tech Is Vital For Emerging Industries via Tech Crunch

A Melinda Gates Birth Control Pledge Aims To Serve 120 Million Women via Allure

Melania Trump’s ‘Vanity Fair’ Mexico Cover Draws Ire: ‘It’s a lack of sensitivity’ via The Guardian

CAMPUS CLIMATE:

Fraternity Under Fire For Sending Out Valentine’s Day-Themed Party Invitation To Freshman Women Win via 34th Street

ARTS, FASHION, SCIENCE, SPORTS, LIT & POP CULTURE:

Meet Elle’s Most Fascinating Women In Television via Elle

Ryan Murphy, Jessica Lange, Susan Sarandon Talk Hollywood Ageism, Sexism, and Inspirations for ‘Feud’ via Variety

The Wistful, Sharp Return Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ via The Atlantic

Mary Leakey’s Husband (Sort Of) Took Credit For Her Groundbreaking Work On Humanity’s Origins via The Smithsonian

Basketball Revolt: Make The Girls Quit or Forfeit, N.J. Archdiocese Told Grade Schoolers. They Forfeited via The Washington Post

USA Gymnastics Says It Alerted FBI To Doctor Accused Of Sex Abuse In 2015 via The Washington Post

Au Revoir To All That: For A Brief Time I Was The Queen Of French Fashion. Then Came The Guillotine via New York Magazine

Norma McCorvey, Jane Roe of Roe v. Wade Decision Legalizing Abortion, Dead at 69 via The Washington Post

MISCELLANY:

A Very Chill Email To My 47 Gorgeous Bridesmaids via McSweeney’s

AND WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT:

These Brooches Are The Instagram-Friendly Way To Free Your Nipples via Mashable

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Lauren Zalaznick
LZ Sunday Paper

Every week I curate The LZ Sunday Paper: The Most Important News By and About — but not necessarily just for--Women. Find it on Medium and at LZSundayPaper.com