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The “Unspecific Regret/Non-Apologetic Apology” Edition



TWITTER: Lauren Zalaznick

Readers —

My recollection of the dog days of August in years past is that the news normally doesn’t get much beyond heat waves and the occasional hurricane. This week, other than the general Olympic and Political missives, there is a spate of what I would term non-apologetic “apology” stories.

Maybe it’s the result of the rise of thinking “hey I can say and do almost anything without giving thought to possible ramifications,” not to mention personal responsibility. Turns out that it’s still true that when people do things, in particular when they do things to other people. Gee what a concept, it matters.

At least three people in the news this week have expressed some sort of ‘regret’ for things that they’ve said or done. These are “things” that range from insidious threats and insults, to serious criminal accusations, to sheer idiocy.

The expectation is that you’re supposed to actually say “I’m sorry.” Not only that, but also to express real understanding of what one did, and real sympathy and today’s version of sympathy, “empathy,” for the person to whom one did it. There are probably lots of legal reasons, in some cases, why you can’t. And, in the age of instant analysis and over-analysis and internet wild-fire-spreading, there might actually be no good way to craft a heartfelt statement that would be acceptable to all. Or, maybe these folks went to their own personal limits of sorry-dom and for some of us it’s just not enough.

It does seem to me that these three apology/not apology items, all stemming from actions that each of these three individual men took, whether once or serially, are tough to take. Each in their own way strikes me as it does when a child is told, forcefully, that they MUST APOLOGIZE for some infraction, whether grand or minute. I’ve seen my own kids and many others say some form of “I’m Sorry I Made You Feel Bad” in such a way that they might as well be saying “But I don’t really understand what these words actually mean or even why I am in trouble in the first place but I hope after I’m done talking that noone will yell at me any more.” But 6 or 11 or even 16 is not 30- or 70-something years old.

Donald Trump’s general “regret” about “causing personal pain”, even when it stemmed from racism, hateful xenophobia, sexism, or infantile mocking, is kind of laughable but I kind of get it. This is just not a person who has shown one iota of empathy, sympathy, common sense, or knowledge of basic facts, let alone the capacity to think he did anything wrong. Ever. The amazing thing is that people talk about it like they’ve never met anyone else like that. I know lots of people like that! In business, in life. But yes the amount and degree to which the fomenting of vitriol is the main mode of conversation is pretty extreme. And not to excuse the milder versions, but at least they are not trying to be the President of the United States.

The second item this week is yet another take on how and if one can ever separate an artist’s art from his behavior. The easy thing is to dismiss the behavior as being well in the past, or during an era of different cultural norms. But in this case the easy thing to do would be the wrong thing to do. Reading what amounts to an explanation more than an apology, I wonder if it is ever enough for the person, the person in this case being novice film director Nate Parker, to claim that he is trying to understand “how much confusion and pain this incident has had on so many”? Especially when that ‘incident’ was rape, sexual assault, and ultimately involved a suicide? Even when part of the argument seems to be that he should get some credit for making an important film that was itself a long struggle to make. One that by subject matter alone is supremely worthy and speaks to people who are historically and currently unfairly disadvantaged? I’m really not sure.

Finally, veering back to the Trumpian trap of being amused more than outraged, but now knowing the dangers of that, I am truly fascinated by the sheer drunken, privileged idiocy taken to new and offensive heights of one: Ryan Lochte. All I can say is that of all my accomplishments in television, I am proud to have passed on his reality show. Twice.

Perhaps I am as ungenerous as the next guy — and by next guy I do mean ‘guy’ in these three cases — and should reach deeper to grant some sense of acceptance of their apology, no matter what its form.

August had been feeling, in a good way, like a long month. A couple of LZSP’s ago I shared the best bounce-back emails from subscribers. I wish nothing serious had happened this past couple of weeks month so I simply could have led my editorial note with this new and improved first-place finisher for the best out-of-office email:

“I am currently out of the office on vacation.
I know that normally, people say they’ll have limited access to email blah blah, but that’s not true for me. I’ll actually be out in the middle of the ocean in a submarine. So, even if its urgent, I won’t know about it till September 2nd….Otherwise, I’ll respond when I return…
Warm regards,

Next week, I hope to share with you some great news about some film and tv projects I’ve been working on. In the meantime, submerge into the depths of this week’s news and pop culture by and about (but not exclusively for) women in politics, business, politics, technology, media, film, tv, fashion, sports, literature and general pop culture. It’s also our final week of Olympics coverage.

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See you next week, still August and everything!



New Trump Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway Doesn’t Like His Name-Calling via The Washington Post

‘Wired’ Endorses Hillary Cilnton via Wired

Is Betsy McCaughey Too Perfect A Match For Donald Trump? via The Atlantic


The Majority Of Men Believe Sexism Is Over, According To A New Poll via Slate

Burkini Bans Continue A Long History Of Men Controlling Women’s Beachwear via The Washington Post

How To Say No Without Feeling Guilty via Scientific American

Number Of Women In Jails Has Grown Far Faster Than Men, Study Says via The New York Times

Jaunita Broaddrick Wants To Be Believed via Buzzfeed


The 11 Best Female Film Performances Of 2016 (So Far) via Tribeca Film

Conservative Christian Website Says ‘Bad Moms’ Is Bad For Moms via Slate

The Comedy World Can’t Handle Rape Allegations via The Cut

How To Find The Right Sports Bra, According To Your Favorite Sport via Fashionista

Rediscovering The Radical Feminism Of The Neo-Naturists via Artsy

Plus-Size Roz Mays Embraced Her “Tree Trunks” To Become A Pole Dancing Instructor via ESPNw


What Happens After Countries Finally Start Sending Women To The Olympics? via Vice

American Women Have Achieved A Ton Of Olympic Milestones In Rio via New York Magazine

Understanding The Testosterone Controversy Over Caster Semenya via The New York Times

American Wrestler Helen Maroulis Scores The Upset Of The Olympics via Deadspin

Sarah Robles Gave The U.S. Its First Weightlifting Medal In 16 Years via Mashable

This Rio Phenom Would Be A Lock For a Gold. If There Were One For Slacklining via The New York Times


Gymnastics Isn’t What It Used To Be…And That’s A Good Thing via MTV News

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