Elliot Page Comes Out As A Snack

A few weeks ago, actor Elliot Page came out as trans. He neglected to mention, however, that his stomach is stacked with abs you could wash a pair of corduroys on, and that they were planning on sharing those abs in thirsts traps for us all to enjoy.




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