High Femme Horoscopes: *Deep Sigh*

Illustrations by Mel Valentine

Last month, i told you we could all finally relax. lol i have no idea what i’m talking about.

Poor Susan Miller has been scrambling until the wee hours of the morning to throw together some horoscopes that say more than “well, we’re fucked.” I really admire her optimism. Considering we know she’s a richy rich, the pandemic likely affects her much less than us normies, but hopefully she’ll still have…

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