How to Be Sad in the Happiest Cities in the Country

I’ve spent the past month settling into my new place in Philadelphia. It’s my eighth move in five years. I sold almost all of my furniture in California, and don’t currently own a dresser, so my clothes are still piled into produce boxes I stole from work. I am afraid to fully unpack. After all, based on previous experience, I’ll be moving out of this perfectly sunny room in about six months. Why…