FICTION: MAGICLAND CHRONICLES

Welcome to You+

It’s time for a new, augmented YOU!

Charles Bastille
MagicLand — The Novel
5 min readApr 30, 2022

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Posted by Tom Bandolier, CEO of Geneticsys, Inc.

You may not have heard of us yet, but You will soon. My name is Tom Bandolier, and I started You+ because for years I’ve been burrowed deep in the world of genetics and robotics working on creating a better me.

And, a better you.

Original image licensed via Shutterstock. Photoshopped by author.

Forget those tucks and botox injections. Now, there’s a way to not only age gracefully but actually reverse the aging process.

Introducing You+ from Geneticsys, Inc.

We are your one-stop-shop for augmentation. We have incorporated best of breed industrial nanotechnology and genetic techniques to offer you a full menu of augmentation possibilities, including:

Changed skin color

Don’t like the color of your skin? Change it! You can be any number of colors, or more than one, using our patented nano-melanin Skin+™ technology. There are no limitations. If you want to look like a rainbow, go for it. If you would rather look like Frank Gorshin, we’ll cheer you on every step of the way.

Enhanced eyesight

20–20 vision is so boring. Let us inject you with nanobots that flow into your iris and provide you with zoom and enhanced night vision. Try our patented TelescopicEye™ technology to see objects from miles away. And of course, with MemoryVision™, you can record everything you see with your newly enhanced vision and store it in your brain and in the cloud.

Age reversal

Using biological reprogramming, all your body’s cells can be made pluripotent. This means that they can be used in any part of your body to actually reverse the aging process. So skip those bingo games and harness your inner Steve Austin.

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Charles Bastille
MagicLand — The Novel

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Follow me on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/charlesbastille.bsky.social. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille