Bonehenge Discovered!
The world famous paleodogologist, Dr. Arlo Arroooo, recently uncovered large bone monoliths buried in an undisclosed location somewhere in the pacific northwest. Dr. Arroooo believes the monolithic structure was built by the droolids, a clan of food worshipers.
The structure, dubbed Bonehenge, is said to have been used by Droolid priests in rituals aimed at enticing two legged giants to bring food nuggets to the Droolid clan members. Apparently, the location of Bonehenge is a closely guarded secret. According to Dr. Arroooo tourism at Bonehenge would not be advisable as any disturbances of the Bonehenge monoliths might upset the two legged giants. Dr. Arroooo was last seen trekking off into the northwest wilderness wearing a cloak with a large hood. As he departed Dr. Arroooo stated that any other such bone monoliths that might be found anywhere in the world were his personal property, and he should be notified immediately of any new discoveries so that he can ensure the excavation is handled properly.
