Are you a MAN REPELLER?
I thought I’d go dry when I had kids. I was wrong
Mom, a unibrow, and dress codes.
Like fools we rushed in Like children we ran with haste But tell me you had fun Tell me it wasn’t all a waste
…absolument pas
The mysterious case of the flying tooth
I’ve never met a carbohydrate I didn’t love.
Words of caution to those considering spending any length of forever with me
Oh, we’re dating?
A Disastrous Halloween
A sober writer is a pretentious writer
Forgive me for being crass, but wearing UGG boots has to be the female equivalent of placing your penis inside of a warm burrito.
Social Studies
Winter passed by, without any dates
I was almost fifteen, and my parents decided to take my sister and I on a cruise.
When I was little, I was always “trying too hard”: trying too hard to be good at any athletic activity, trying and failing to be the top of…
On our second date I showed up to dinner in a tan, sleeveless, pants jumper that I bought in Berlin.
What I Saw and How I Felt
It Happened to Me
When boyfriend dressing creates a romantic roadblock
It all started with this beautiful boy, Rex, who caught my eye.
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