Four Old Guys Go Bowling

Mark Starlin
Sep 9, 2018 · 3 min read

Loser buys lunch.

Wally: When I was a kid we were so poor we couldn’t afford clothespins. So we trained squirrels to hold our clothes on the line. Which worked fine until birds landed on their heads and started pecking at them. Then they would quit and the clothes would fall. Plus their claws put little holes in the shoulders of our shirts, which was cool in the summer but left you with a weird tan.
Jack: We couldn’t…

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