by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
People often ask me, if elected President, who I would want in my cabinet?
Well, I think it’s rude to put people in cabinets. I wouldn’t do it. I’d give them offices.
But to answer the question, if I wanted to address a particular issue, I would get the smartest/wisest/most experienced person outside of government who deals with that issue and ask them to serve their country for a short while and help resolve the issue.
Then I would give them a t-shirt that says:
I solved a significant government problem, not just talked about it.
And a tasty apple pie.
I am running for President of The United States. Here is my announcement: