rules

Marina Vorontsova
maryvorontsov
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1 min readMay 26, 2020

you need to hyphenate more than two words
if they come as a description to a noun
you can’t say six a m but rather
make it a full-fledged number
you can’t take pictures of yourself
in fact, you can, but not a lot
not too many, what is too many?
instructions fail to elaborate
so use your judgment
in fact, use your judgment
but sparingly, ask whenever possible
whom to ask?
well, instruction doesn’t really say
but yet again, think for yourself
if anything — call 911
and say you’ve seen a body
dead in blood —
but — not the point
point is —
how many selfies can you post per hour?

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Marina Vorontsova
maryvorontsov

I am a copywriter: I like reading and writing stories, above-average copy, and delightfully inferior poetry.