NEW BOOK

Last Night at the Lloyd Hotel

the latest Matt Charlton novel is OUT NOW

Art by Francis Charlton, graphics by Matt Youth

I could tell you so many promotional lies and brag about the book and tell you I’m not a complete loser and that J.K. Rowling is panicking because of my new release and the effects it will have on her Harry Potter sales.
But I won’t, no. I will simply copy/paste what the New Yolker wrote about it:

“Love entwines with death, paranormal shit, and action (lots of action);
all pulped together in a surreal food processor.
Hungry?”

or maybe I shall give you the shortest pitch, something like:

Every year,
The night of December 30
Matt and the London Boulevardier meet in the lobby of the Lloyd hotel and wait.
For what? Who? Why?, you ask?
And most of all, would it be coming this time?

No, no, no. I’d better come clean and tell it like it is:
What?
Francis?
Matt, just give ’em the bloody pages to read and shut up for once.
Francis Charlton, my dear friend, you’re right as always. Let’s start:

ZER | 0

Two rooms for two, please.
Sure, give me a sec.
Shoot, I don’t have it, I left my wallet at home. Boul?
Matt…