All The iPhone Apps You Can’t Delete Are There For Rich People

By Casey Johnston

Apple Watch: only rich people can afford Apple Watches
Stocks: only rich people need to know about stocks
Podcasts: only rich people have cars to listen to podcasts in
iBooks: only rich people have time to read books
Voice Memos: only rich people like to hear themselves talk
Weather: only rich people go outside
Calculator: only rich people can’t do basic math
Health: only rich people won’t die
Tips: only rich people tip
Reminders: only rich people have memory loss
Compass: only rich people can’t sense the North Pole

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