Subject: Welcome to GMale!
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For too long, men have languished at the margins as their emails to women go unanswered, despite urgent expectations of a thorough and thoughtful reply. It is almost as if they are not owed laborious explanations of women’s every action, word, or opinion nor regular defenses of their humanity. That’s why we are here: to help you send the kind of emails that will encourage women to respond, ones containing appropriate language and a shred of fucking decency.
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