Seinfeld : Transcript Ep01

[Scene: Comedy club]

JERRY: You know what is it all about?

You know, why we’re here?

میدونی همه ی اینا بخاطر چیه

میدونی برای چه اینجاییم

To be out, this is out…

،تا بیرون باشیم این بیرون است

and out is one of the single most enjoyable experiences of life.

و بیرون یکی از لذت بخش ترین تجربه زندگی است

People…did you ever hear people talking about “We should go out”?

مردم ۔۔۔تا حال شنیده اید مردم دارم حرف می زدند باید بریم بیرون

This is what they are talking about…this whole thing, we’re all out now, no one is home.

Not one person here is home, we’re all out! There are people tryin’ to find us, they don’t know where we are. [imitates one of these people “tryin’ to find us”; pretends his hand is a phone] “Did you ring?, I can’t find him.” [imitates other person on phone] “Where did he go?” [the first person again] “He didn’t tell me where he was going”. He must have gone out. You wanna go out: you get ready, you pick out the clothes, right? You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation…There you’re staring around, whatta you do? You go: “We gotta be getting back”. Once you’re out, you wanna get back! You wanna go to sleep, you wanna get up, you wanna go out again tomorrow, right? Wherever you are in life, it’s my feeling, you’ve gotta go.