The Weekend Binge: All the Dick-Out Fight Scenes Other Than ‘Eastern Promises’

It’s impossible to beat this meat

I know you’ve been looking for a list—one that’s in your face and meaty. A girth-y list, filled with information that can be dispensed and spread all over. I’m talking, of course, about the best dick-out fight scenes. Oh, you have no clue what I’m talking about? Well, there are some fight scenes that are so brazen, that they could only be described as dick-out fight scenes. Here’s the rock-solid list of top dicks in fight scenes:

Salim Lemelle is a writer/producer/performer on MEL’s daily video series,TL;DR. He last binged on movies you watched sick at home if you were a ’90s kid.

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