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Fairly Random Thoughts on Ashley Madison & the Swiftly Moving Line

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  1. A massive company fails to secure your data, and someone hacks in and “steals” (i.e. copies) that data;
  2. The breach is discovered either by internal audit or when the data is released or sold.
  3. You get a letter saying that the massive company in (1) takes security very seriously and that they are giving you free credit monitoring for a period of time.
  1. A massive company fails to secure your data;
  2. You only see your kids on weekends.

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